A skeleton walks into a bar…

He calls over to the bartender and asks him for a beer and a mop.



  1. Rick! says:

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” Obama replies, “there’s no Muslim in this bar, this joke won’t work.”

  2. Maura says:

    I cannot believe I laughed at this. Obviously I’m coming more unhinged than I thought.

  3. Bathes in milk says:

    Hey, Hay is for horses! What is the best way to catch a fish? Have somebody throw one to you!

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