The coldest winter I ever spent
“What is it?”
“It’s an herbal mixture made up by a school teacher who got tired of being sick all the time.”
And yes, that was the full weight of the explanation.
And yes, that is what she says on the tubes of airborne when you read them!
Lee’s Anti-Aging Cream
An herbal formula made up by a living person who got tired of people dying.
Lee’s Flight Pills
A mixture of herbs created by a flightless human who got tired of not being able to soar under his own power
Lee’s Laser Beam Eyes Ointment
An all-natural homeopathic balm with a fresh scent created by a guy who was sick and tired of not being able to shoot laser beams from his eyes.
Available wherever ficticious products are sold.
If this gives you a clue, mom and dad swear by it taking it before flights!
of to quote them, “It’s the BEST!”
I pitched my product idea called “Placebo” to John, Tami, Bean and mom very hard and they showed no interest.
I just found out what is in Airborne.
A lot of vitamin A, C, E, and manganese. A little magnesium and zinc. And honeysuckle branches, forsythia branches, Schizonepeta, Ginger, Chinese Vitex,Isatis Root, and Echinacea.
Honeysuckle (latin name: Lonicera)?? Forsythia????????!!!
It might as well have maple and elm branches in it. “The mighty elm has been recognized for centuries by healers for it’s healing and restorative powers!”
And these sell for $0.70 per pill in packs of 10.
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