Overheard in the lunch room

“What is it?”
“It’s an herbal mixture made up by a school teacher who got tired of being sick all the time.”

And yes, that was the full weight of the explanation.

5 Comments

  1. amykins says:

    And yes, that is what she says on the tubes of airborne when you read them!

  2. Lee says:

    Lee’s Anti-Aging Cream
    An herbal formula made up by a living person who got tired of people dying.

    Lee’s Flight Pills
    A mixture of herbs created by a flightless human who got tired of not being able to soar under his own power

    Lee’s Laser Beam Eyes Ointment
    An all-natural homeopathic balm with a fresh scent created by a guy who was sick and tired of not being able to shoot laser beams from his eyes.

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    Available wherever ficticious products are sold.

  3. amykins says:

    If this gives you a clue, mom and dad swear by it taking it before flights!

  4. amykins says:

    of to quote them, “It’s the BEST!”

  5. Lee says:

    I pitched my product idea called “Placebo” to John, Tami, Bean and mom very hard and they showed no interest.

    I just found out what is in Airborne.

    A lot of vitamin A, C, E, and manganese. A little magnesium and zinc. And honeysuckle branches, forsythia branches, Schizonepeta, Ginger, Chinese Vitex,Isatis Root, and Echinacea.

    Honeysuckle (latin name: Lonicera)?? Forsythia????????!!!

    It might as well have maple and elm branches in it. “The mighty elm has been recognized for centuries by healers for it’s healing and restorative powers!”

    And these sell for $0.70 per pill in packs of 10.

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