This list of facts about Jack Bauer is terrific. There’s hundreds of ’em…
If everyone on “24” followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12”.
If Jack Bauer’s gun jams, it’s because he wanted to beat you with it.
The truth may hurt, but it doesn’t hurt as much as Jack Bauer.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, “Previously, on 24…”
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.