The etymology of phrases is curious. For example, Captain Kirk never said, “Beam me up, Scotty”. Tarzan never said, “Me Tarzan, you Jane”. And most important of all, Doctor Bronner never said “Dilute! Dilute! Ok!” The actual quote is, “Dilute! Dilute! or Wet Skin Well! OK!”
I have to agree, however that NZC’s take on it is a beautiful thing.
For fun, here’s some more misquotes