Oop, I did it again. I hired a company to clean my fictitious rugs!
I’ve gotten about 5 robocall telemarketing calls from Carpet Care, 510-699-6152. I tried “press 9 to be removed from our list” a few times to no avail.
So I said “Yes, come clean my rugs!” They should be here tomorrow between 1 and 4.
I should be getting an angry human calling me tomorrow at 4:30 or so. At which point I believe I will be able to remove myself from their list.
I did this once before to hilarious (and effective) result.