Revenge of George Lucas

From Boing Boing:

Here’s the text-crawl from the upcoming and final (?) Star Wars movie, Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, as leaked on the Star Wars official site.

Star Wars ep3

General Grievous? Isn’t he a contemporary of Professor Chaos?

Separated at Birth?

grievous professor chaos


  1. TJIC says:

    I loved the first three movies.

    The prequel trilogy is proof that George made a Faustian deal with the devil: he borrowed artistic skill during the 70s and 80s, and paid for it with his soul.

    I watched episodes 1 and 2 when they came out on DVD.

    I (mercifully) feel asleep during each.

    About a week ago I tried to watch episode 1 again.

    I honestly had to turn the TV off after about 10 minutes; the movie is physically painful to watch.

  2. lee says:

    TJIC, 6 years after your comment, the truth comes out. George didn’t make a Faustian deal. He was kidnapped and replaced like in some ridiculous thriller-game movie. Read about the details.

  3. TJIC says:

    Yeah, I saw that – genius!

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