Today’s Spam Poetry

Today we have a poem in two parts. These emails were sent to me a few hours apart by the nice folks at VP-RX. Please pause between the two parts for maximum effect.

I

Gain 3+ inches in length
Stop premature ejaculation
Produce stronger erections
100% Safe to use, no side effects
Your partner will be astounded
Get VP-RX now!

II

VP-RX will take your sex life to new levels…Guaranteéd!

Your penís will grow up to 3 ínches
Your erectíons will be rock hard
Your sex drive will be supercharged
Your orgasms will be more intense
Your partner will be astounded
Clíck here to get VP-RXnow!

No more please

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