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Power Tool Drag Races Wants YOU!
Have an idea in the back of your brain? Do you go into shiny-thing vapor-lock at the hardware store? Do you have niggling fears that the truth about the relative size and capacity of your reproductive organs will come out in a sordid manner if you do not prove their worthiness?
Well friends, worry no more, because do *I* ever have an outlet for *you*!!!
Build a Power Tool Drag Racer!
Increase your mojo! Impress the opposite sex! Get smelly, sunburnt people to buy you beer! Yes, building a power tool racer will provide you with all of these things and MORE!!
What’s a power tool drag racer, I hear you cry? My goodness people, crawl out from under the rock and visit http://
www.powertooldragraces.com! See the legacy of stunning and
wonderous creations from the finest in redneck engineering! Watch them career down our patented* 75-foot track to the applause and screams of children and adults scattering to get out of harm’s way!
It all happens SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY May 7th, 2006, from high noon til we’re done!
Details on tickets, and Most Importantly, on HOW TO REGISTER YOUR RACER are at http://www.powertooldragraces.com
Have you built a racer before? Have you ever complained that you didn’t know who was racing next? Could you not hear the pit runner over the screamingly loud noises emanating from the end of the track? Did you piss and moan because we forfeited you because you were out back getting wasted with Ed because you had given up on ever knowing what was going on, race-wise, ever again?
Well my friends, this is our solution. Our registration software,
Buildersdb, is run by a punk kid in his bedroom out in New Orleans, and it pretty much makes all the pain of race day go away.
YES! Not only will you ACTUALLY KNOW WHEN YOU ARE RACING, but you will even know WHO WON and WHAT THEIR TIME WAS. As an added bonus, Simone gets to skip her yearly aneurysm, you won’t get yelled at by Dave if you breathe wrong and the announcers will actually know what to say next. Hell, they might even be accurate.
And ALL THIS from ONE five-minute session of tippy-tappying away on your little keyboard.
So, ALL of you enthusiastic builders out there, REGISTER FOR THE RACES.
Seriously, it takes five minutes and it’s super easy. If you Don’t Register, you don’t get to complain, so here’s your opportunity!
Visit http://www.powertooldragraces.com to get started! ]
Visit http://www.powertooldragraces.com/rules for all the rules for building a racer you’ll ever need in your life.
Holy smokes kids, sometimes it’s *almost* like we know what we are doing.
“Time is short so get to building….. I can build a Power Tool Drag Racing machine in one day….. Can you?”
–Steven Nelson, Seventeen-time PTDR participant and Token Redneck
Once more, questions, complaints, love letters and small bills can be directed to simone at qbox dot org.
*not really
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Simone Davalos
simone@qbox.org
415 307 3482
www.powertooldragraces.com
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