Insane Customer Service Calls

Can you believe the kinds of Customer Service emails I get?

From: André Sala
To: support
Subject: big probleem with TonicTV
Created: 12/19/2005 11:20:07
Greetings.

I am Borat and I having technical difficult with your tonicsTV software package.

I am running most up to date versions of Windows 95, and I have absolutely most top of line computer laptop.

I have to like very many channels, and will looking forward to many video blog channels.

I have checked all connections and even try fresh new battery. Will you fix?

Thank you.

Borat.

4 Comments

  1. WTL says:

    It might be his battery.

  2. WTL says:

    I wonder if the absolutely top of the line laptop is running Win95. Better yet, why?

    I thought “absolutely most top of line computer laptops” were PowerBooks.

    (insert evil laugh here)

  3. Lee says:

    It’s the shoes. It’s gotta be the shoes.

  4. Andre Sala says:

    Wait, why does he sign the email Borat, when the name in the header is something else? And is it suspicious that this Borat’s voice is oddly similar to Sasha B. Cohen’s Borat character? Strange. But agreed, it must be the battery…

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