I was at a party a while ago. Things were getting a little racy and we were talking about the kinds of sex we were into. One guy got overly bold/eager/green and said,I’m open to pretty much anything.” Jumping right in, I asked him with deadpan inquisitiveness , “What about catheterization*?” It took a moment for the image to fully form in his mind of what I was suggesting. Then he laughed nervously and said, “Umm. Err. Well, maybe not ‘anything’.” The whole room laughed. It became a big/funny subject for the evening. “Hello, my name is Lee. And no, I’m not into catheterization.”
* The practice of putting a catheter up your urethra for pleasure. (Yea, it squicks me too.)
That vignette brings up today’s kink… Girls Stuck in the Mud. My sister told me about this web site and… ooo eee, it got me hot.. or maybe it wigged me out… or maybe it’s such a taboo subject that I don’t know WHAT to think. Or maybe it’s just so messed up that it short circuited my brain into thinking that it was a bucket of delectable flax seed.
Check it out: http://www.carstuckgirls.com
Click on each thumbnail:
I’ll go ahead and ask the obvious question: who buys such videos?
- Highway stalker wanna-be’s?
- Members of the towing industry?
- Rookie policemen?
- Tired do-gooders?
And why did I grab so many thumbnails? Maybe I like flax.