Flu Immunizations are Dumb

I got a flu immunization yesterday.

Last night I threw up three times.

This morning I couldn’t get out of bed. I have many of my normal symptoms of a cold: fuzzy thinking, slow reaction times, light sensitivity, exhaustion, poor appetite. But no respiratory issues and only minimal body aches,

This is dumb. I got immunized so I wouldn’t miss time out of my life due to illness.

7 Comments

  1. friscolex says:

    Booooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Feel better, or as the French say, have a good reestablishment…

  2. Michael says:

    Hopefully you’re covered for any other flu strains though.

    I got shot last year, spent the day and a half under and then caught a full blown flu a month later.

    Hope you feel better dude.

  3. Jesse says:

    You know, I think I’d rather sit through the flu, than get immunized. Watch Jesse Ventura’s Conspiracy Theories Bildebergs. For more info

  4. Jesse says:

    If I were you, I would not continue to get those any longer. Why? You might ask. One answer: The Bildebergs. They are planning to depopulate the Earth. Which means kill eighty percent of us. The immunizations will contain a chemical that will cause your own immune system to try to kill your body.

  5. Jesse says:

    Watch on youtube Jesse Ventura’s Conspiracy theories, Bildebergs. That’s my proof.

  6. lee says:

    Jesse, I thought since the Bildebergs had control of the municipal water fluoridation programs and the BHT in food packaging that they would insert their agents that way. I don’t think enough people get flu immunizations for them to bother with that avenue, they certainly couldn’t catch 80% of us that way.

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