My Dad Said

It’s Easter so I called lots of family. My dad asked me if I went to church. Of course I said “no.” I asked him back and he said…

“I went to church today. I couldn’t tell if the priest was a pedophile or  embezzler.”


Of course we then discussed the plight of the church, how the present scandal was nothing new and how the vows of chastity had been manufacturing pedophiles for centuries.

One Comment

  1. muffin says:

    i think they just stopped asking me…and how come i didn’t get my happy zombie jesus day call? I was in the car for 9 hours!!

    plus i have some cool news about me back in the music industry!!

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