{"id":981,"date":"2006-05-11T17:29:23","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T01:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=981"},"modified":"2006-05-12T17:31:50","modified_gmt":"2006-05-13T01:31:50","slug":"i-want-a-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2006\/05\/11\/i-want-a-cookie\/","title":{"rendered":"I want a cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A very good friend of mine reminded me of an experience we shared. She rekindled it perfectly in this email to me<\/p>\n<p>lee, i can just imagine this conversation&#8230;<br \/>\ncoworker: blah blah blah<br \/>\nme: grrr. i want a cookie<br \/>\ncoworker: what?<br \/>\nme: oh, nothing, just that i want a cookie.<br \/>\ncoworker: huh? what does that have to do with blah, blah, blah?<br \/>\nme: uhm, nothing, it&#8217;s just this line from a song by evolution control committee&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>coworker: (response one) oh, that&#8217;s nice, now on to blah blah blah me &#8211; right, bleh, bleh , bleh<\/p>\n<p>coworker: (response two) really &#8211; who are they &#8211; what&#8217;s the song like?<\/p>\n<p>\/me: (inside voice)well, you see, an ex of mine and i were way too drunk at a corporate party and were trying to orchestrate a hookup with two very cute party members, and well, it wasn&#8217;t going so well, so i looked at him and said, &#8220;i want a cookie&#8221; which is a line to this song they have about dissatisfaction, wanting, sex, cookies&#8230;.<br \/>\n\/<br \/>\nme: (outside voice) oh, ECC, a very cool music and digital manipulation group &#8211; they make their own instruments, and have a remix of dan rather&#8217;s voice that got them notoriety in the early 90s as well as a cease and desist for CBS. one of their other songs is called &#8220;i want a cookie&#8221; and it is about all the things we want that we don&#8217;t have, a better job, or sex, or something as mundane as a cookie, it&#8217;s all the same &#8211; the dissatisfaction with our lives and the desire for better sex and a cookie and a job, all come from the same center. voice trails off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>coworker: perplexed look<\/p>\n<p>me.i should have used my inside voice on that and just told you they were a funky art band that makes their own instruments and resamples voices over music?<\/p>\n<p>coworker : uh, yeah<br \/>\nme: about blah blah blah&#8230;<br \/>\ncoworker &#8211; right, about bleh, bleh, bleh&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very good friend of mine reminded me of an experience we shared. She rekindled it perfectly in this email to me lee, i can just imagine this conversation&#8230; coworker: blah blah blah me: grrr. i want a cookie coworker: what? me: oh, nothing, just that i want a cookie. coworker: huh? what does that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}