{"id":892,"date":"2003-08-27T12:00:39","date_gmt":"2003-08-27T20:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/archives\/2003\/08\/27\/todays-spam-poetry\/"},"modified":"2003-08-27T12:00:39","modified_gmt":"2003-08-27T20:00:39","slug":"todays-spam-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2003\/08\/27\/todays-spam-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Spam Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today we have a poem in two parts. These emails were sent to me a few hours apart by the nice folks at VP-RX. Please pause between the two parts for maximum effect.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>  <strong>I<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gain 3+ inches in length<br \/>\nStop premature ejaculation<br \/>\nProduce stronger erections<br \/>\n100% Safe to use, no side effects<br \/>\nYour partner will be astounded<br \/>\nGet VP-RX now!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><strong>II<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>VP-RX will take your sex life to new levels&#8230;Guarante\u00e9d!<\/p>\n<p>Your pen\u00eds will grow up to 3 \u00ednches<br \/>\nYour erect\u00edons will be rock hard<br \/>\nYour sex drive will be supercharged<br \/>\nYour orgasms will be more intense<br \/>\nYour partner will be astounded<br \/>\nCl\u00edck here to get VP-RXnow!<\/p>\n<p>No more please<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today we have a poem in two parts. These emails were sent to me a few hours apart by the nice folks at VP-RX. Please pause between the two parts for maximum effect. I Gain 3+ inches in length Stop premature ejaculation Produce stronger erections 100% Safe to use, no side effects Your partner will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}