{"id":862,"date":"2003-11-10T12:02:13","date_gmt":"2003-11-10T20:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/archives\/2003\/11\/10\/driving-like-a-crazy-person\/"},"modified":"2003-11-10T12:02:13","modified_gmt":"2003-11-10T20:02:13","slug":"driving-like-a-crazy-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2003\/11\/10\/driving-like-a-crazy-person\/","title":{"rendered":"Driving Like a Crazy Person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PPG and I were in the city this weekend. On our way out of the city at 5pm, we got stuck in really bad traffic. On our way to the Holland Tunnel, we&#8217;d often only advance a single car-length at each change of the light. It was a little aggravating. We had been sitting in traffic for 45 minutes when I started playing with the seat. I cranked my seat back into a recline to relax. PPG was driving.<\/p>\n<p>Lee: Lean your seat back. It&#8217;s not like we&#8217;re going anywhere.<br \/>\nPPG: No, I can&#8217;t. I&#8217;m driving.<br \/>\nLee: Well put the car in Park.<br \/>\nPPG: No.<br \/>\nLee: OK, well at least take your hands off the wheel.<br \/>\n[she does]<br \/>\nLee: Now, wave them in the air like this. [Lee flaps his hands around furiously in front of him]<br \/>\n[she starts waving her hands around in front of her, smiling at the distraction]<br \/>\nLee: You&#8217;re driving like a crazy person! Now put the car in Park!<\/p>\n<p>:-))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PPG and I were in the city this weekend. On our way out of the city at 5pm, we got stuck in really bad traffic. On our way to the Holland Tunnel, we&#8217;d often only advance a single car-length at each change of the light. It was a little aggravating. We had been sitting in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}