{"id":8190,"date":"2019-12-23T11:00:23","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T19:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/?p=8190"},"modified":"2019-12-23T11:01:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T19:01:00","slug":"whats-wrong-with-lindt-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2019\/12\/23\/whats-wrong-with-lindt-chocolate\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s Wrong With Lindt Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-8191\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-431x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"431\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-431x600.jpg 431w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-215x300.jpg 215w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-144x200.jpg 144w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-768x1069.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-1103x1536.jpg 1103w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-1471x2048.jpg 1471w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-36x50.jpg 36w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Lindt-Chocolate-looking-wrong-way-scaled.jpg 1838w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" \/><\/a>I finally figured out why Lindt Chocolate is weird.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s looking the wrong way! First, he&#8217;s not looking at what he&#8217;s working on, the chocolate truffle that is DOWN in front of him. And he&#8217;s not looking at the whisk either! He&#8217;s looking somewhere off into space to the left of it! WTF?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fine chocolate but the packaging has always been a strong negative and I couldn&#8217;t put my finger on exactly why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally figured out why Lindt Chocolate is weird. He&#8217;s looking the wrong way! First, he&#8217;s not looking at what he&#8217;s working on, the chocolate truffle that is DOWN in front of him. And he&#8217;s not looking at the whisk either! He&#8217;s looking somewhere off into space to the left of it! WTF? It&#8217;s fine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-product-recommendations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8193,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8190\/revisions\/8193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}