What do you do with a sick boat?
\nTake it to the doc!<\/p>\n
A neutron walks into a bar and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender says, “for you? no charge.”<\/p>\n
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One stops, looks in his pockets and says, “Wait, I think I lost an electron!” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first says, “Yes! I’m positive!”<\/p>\n
A helium atom walks into a bar and the bartender says ” we don’t serve noble gases here.”
\nNo reaction.<\/p>\n
Did you hear about the uranium atoms that went to the anti war rally. They got bored and split.<\/p>\n
Two uranium atoms are at an anti-war rally. From the other side of the way an atom throws a proton and hits one of them right in the head. The other says, “Don’t let his negativity effect you!”<\/p>\n
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
\nGummi-bear!<\/p>\n
A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff
\n[Ba dum bum, tssss!]<\/p>\n
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
\nPumpkin pi!<\/p>\n
What do you call a fish with no eye?
\nfffsssshhhhh<\/p>\n
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
\nBECAUSE IT’S POINTLESS!<\/p>\n
What do vegan zombies love more than anything in the whole world?
\nGraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!<\/p>\n
What did one snowman say to the other?
\nDo you smell carrots?<\/p>\n
what do you do with epileptic lettuce?
\nYou make a seizure salad!<\/p>\n
There\u2019s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says
\n\u2018You man the guns, I\u2019ll drive\u2019<\/p>\n
A man didn’t like his haircut, but it started to grow on him.<\/p>\n
Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: “I\u2019ll take a beer, and one for the road.”<\/p>\n
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?
\nHe wanted to get a long little doggy!<\/p>\n
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
\nECLIPSE IT!<\/p>\n
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
\nIn his sleevies!<\/p>\n
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
\nBecause its a little meteor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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