{"id":5993,"date":"2013-01-09T00:18:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T08:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/?p=5993"},"modified":"2013-01-19T01:10:22","modified_gmt":"2013-01-19T09:10:22","slug":"razors-kinda-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2013\/01\/09\/razors-kinda-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Razors Kinda Suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My electric razor is currently in the Berkeley Police property room awaiting me (long story). After 2 days without a razor, my face felt like a porcupine autofelating itself: not good. I&#8217;ll get my electric back soon but I had to pick up some interim Bic razors at Walgreens.<\/p>\n<p>After lathering up my face, I touched the razor to my upper lip, gave it a tuGGHHHHAAARRRRRGwhatthefaaaahk?! Ouch!<\/p>\n<p>What the hell are people thinking, using a razor instead of an electric is masochistic! I&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2009\/09\/28\/for-love-of-rotary-head-razors\/\">used a rotary electric razor since 1990 and never looked back<\/a>. And today I was reminded as to why!<\/p>\n<p>Screw bladed razors, get a Norelco rotary electric razor! They rock!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My electric razor is currently in the Berkeley Police property room awaiting me (long story). After 2 days without a razor, my face felt like a porcupine autofelating itself: not good. I&#8217;ll get my electric back soon but I had to pick up some interim Bic razors at Walgreens. After lathering up my face, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-product-recommendations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6023,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5993\/revisions\/6023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}