{"id":463,"date":"2006-01-29T23:17:58","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T07:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/29\/a-boring-chronology-of-the-days-events\/"},"modified":"2006-01-29T23:19:18","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T07:19:18","slug":"a-boring-chronology-of-the-days-events","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2006\/01\/29\/a-boring-chronology-of-the-days-events\/","title":{"rendered":"A Boring Chronology of the Day&#8217;s Events"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;- Didn&#8217;t Fix Computers<br \/>\nI tried to fix Deann&#8217;s computer tonight and failed. Bean found a fix for her problem on her own. And last night I was unable to fix Sam&#8217;s computer. And I thought I had gotten out of the Computer Guy business. Grr.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- Missed Kite Fight<br \/>\nI was at Bernal Hill for Kite Fight again. Again, there was no one there. It turns out that while Kite Fight happens every 2 weeks, it doesn&#8217;t happen on the same day of the week. This time it was on Saturday. Grrr.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- Missed Lunch<br \/>\nI got to Boogaloo&#8217;s at 3 for a late lunch. I walked in and they told me they were closed. Grrrr.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- Found Pointless Stores<br \/>\nI wandered into several stores on Mission looking for nothing in particular&#8230; for stuff on my long list of &#8220;it&#8217;s be nice if I had&#8221;&#8216;s. police tape, tupperware, a thing to tell when I should stop my car in my small garage so I don&#8217;t hit the wall, a small dish rack for the office, whole peppercorns&#8230; crap. I found none of what I was looking for. I was most pissed off when I saw they had a giant selection of tupper-like products and <strong>none<\/strong> of them were well made. Grrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- Almost Got in a Fight Over a 12 Yr Old Litterbug<br \/>\nI was standing in front of one of those pointless stores and watched as a twelve year-old girl took the batteries out of her CD Walkman one by and and chucked them across the sidewalk. They skittered across the concrete and then just lay there. I considered saying nothing. I didn&#8217;t. &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; And with the kind of derision an older sister would offer a younger brother, she said, &#8220;The batteries are dead. &#8221; &#8220;Use the garbage can. Are you stupid?&#8221; She shrugged and walked into the pointless store.<\/p>\n<p>I looked around to evaluate the situation and a man standing near me gave me an appreciative smile. I could see through the window that the girl was standing next to someone older that looked related. I walked in and told the man, &#8220;You should suggest to her to use the garbage can. There&#8217;s one right [pointing to the can that she almost hit with her errant batteries] there. I stood for a moment and then left.<\/p>\n<p>A few moments later, as I was walking down the sidewalk, I heard some yelling behind me. I turned to see the father. With more than a hint of anger in his voice, he said, &#8220;Did you call her stupid?&#8221; In a neutral voice, I said, &#8220;Yes.&#8221; His ire catching up with him, he said, &#8220;If I punched you in the face right now, would that be stupid?&#8221; As I had already started planning tactics and what I&#8217;d say in the police report, I wanted to say &#8216;yes&#8217;. But that wouldn&#8217;t have given the girl the right impression about littering. So I carefully thought about a defusing thing to say. &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t say,&#8221; is what came out. Apparently, it was the right thing to say. He was caught off guard and blinked. &#8220;Well, you should apologize for saying that.&#8221; I nodded and said, in a more earnest tone than before, &#8220;I apologize.&#8221; Placated, he came back with some mutter of, &#8220;Ok,&#8221; turned and went back to the pointless store.<\/p>\n<p>I think I got the littering message across but it took way more effort than I was planning! Grrrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- Missed the Library<br \/>\nI walked into the library at 4:58, just in time for them to tell me they were closing. Grrrrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- Laura was good to me<br \/>\nLaura helped me unwind with some visualization on the phone. :-)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;- Saw a fun movie &#038; Got a Part in a Play<br \/>\nI went to Bad Movie Night at <a href=\"http:\/\/darkroomsf.com\">The Dark Room<\/a>. They showed The Astounding She-Monster. As the title promises, it was astoundingly bad and we had a great time laughing at it.<\/p>\n<p>Most extrordinarily, I was chatting with some folks after the film. I was plugging Emporer Norton to this one group so much that they wanted to see it and were asking if it was still playing. After the new Nortonians left, I was rewarded with a wet nap by one of the Dark Room guys. Overjoyed, I did the old, &#8220;read the back of the wet nap dramatically&#8221; bit. Turns out, I was talking with the producer of some upcoming Dark Room shows and they liked my delivery so much, I may just get a bit part in an upcoming show. Wee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;- Didn&#8217;t Fix Computers I tried to fix Deann&#8217;s computer tonight and failed. Bean found a fix for her problem on her own. And last night I was unable to fix Sam&#8217;s computer. And I thought I had gotten out of the Computer Guy business. 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