{"id":3341,"date":"2010-01-21T14:47:44","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T22:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=3341"},"modified":"2010-01-21T12:52:41","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T20:52:41","slug":"nuance-omnipage-17-slime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2010\/01\/21\/nuance-omnipage-17-slime\/","title":{"rendered":"Nuance Omnipage 17 Slime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My call to Omnipage Sales&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Short form:<br \/>\nTheir sales website is huge and very pretty. They spent a lot of money on it. Omnipage 17 costs about $150, Omnipage 17 Professional costs about $500. And there&#8217;s the &#8220;Enterprise&#8221; version.<\/p>\n<p>I clicked the pretty &#8220;chat with a representative&#8221; popup on their site to find out what&#8217;s up with the extra $350.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Want to know what you are paying for? Salesmanship.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the transcript. My commentary (not from the conversation) is in bold<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Please wait while we find an agent to assist you&#8230;<br \/>\nHello, welcome to Nuance Chat. Please briefly describe your goal or question and I will connect you with the best resource to meet your objectives.<br \/>\n<strong>Customer<\/strong>: What is the difference between Omnipage 17 and 17 Pro? Can you show me a comparison page?<br \/>\n<strong> Erin Sim<\/strong>: That&#8217;s a good question. What I can do is transfer you to a sales agent who can answer that question and ensure you are getting the correct product. Would that be helpful?<br \/>\n<strong> Customer<\/strong>: sure That&#8217;s odd, I didn&#8217;t make it directly to sales? Whatever&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong> Erin Sim<\/strong>: Great! Before I transfer you can you please provide me with your name and phone number?<br \/>\n<strong> Customer<\/strong>: I&#8217;d rather not, thanks. <strong>Why would this guy need my phone number? Followup sales call?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Erin Sim<\/strong>: No problem, I will transfer you now. Your expected wait time is 5-10 minutes as we are currently experiencing higher volumes than usual. Thank you for your patience.<br \/>\nJohannes Wehrmann has entered the session.<br \/>\nErin Sim has left the session.<br \/>\n<strong> Johannes Wehrmann<\/strong>: Hello, welcome to Nuance sales support, please let me review what you have entered.<br \/>\n<strong> Customer<\/strong>: Hi, What is the difference between Omnipage 17 and 17 Pro? Can you show me a comparison page?<br \/>\n<strong> Johannes Wehrmann<\/strong>: There isn&#8217;t a comparison between Standard and Pro.<br \/>\n<strong> Customer<\/strong>: There is a $350 price difference. <strong>You spent $100,000 on your fricking Omnipage website and there&#8217;s no way to compare your products? WTF?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Johannes Wehrmann<\/strong>: I can discuss your requirements with you and explaing the differences.<br \/>\n<strong> Johannes Wehrmann<\/strong>: Would you like me to call you? <strong>&#8230; and fill my head with OCR sugarplums?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Customer<\/strong>: I want OCR that works. You sell a product, I buy it. It works. I want to convert image PDFs into Docs. Not hard. I don&#8217;t want to be put into the sales funnel. Thanks. Bye. <strong>Ok, maybe I&#8217;m a bit punchy. But how many people&#8217;s pocketbooks did they slime their way into? I have no respect for this kind of sales.<\/strong><br \/>\nYour session has ended. You may now close this window.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My call to Omnipage Sales&#8230; Short form: Their sales website is huge and very pretty. They spent a lot of money on it. Omnipage 17 costs about $150, Omnipage 17 Professional costs about $500. And there&#8217;s the &#8220;Enterprise&#8221; version. 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