{"id":3317,"date":"2010-01-04T11:13:40","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T19:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=3317"},"modified":"2010-01-07T01:06:38","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T09:06:38","slug":"er-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2010\/01\/04\/er-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"ER Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, they&#8217;re rude. But they&#8217;re funny. They are.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve loved this list for years. I remember when Luke Sullivan started quoting them at me with funny faces. I laughed and laughed! Though, truth be told, I was and am jealous that he has such an awesome memory&#8230; he could quote most (all?) of this list from memory!<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t explain, just tell these to your friends, one at a time with a slow wry grin until they make a disgusted face at you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/web.mit.edu\/41w\/www\/old\/1999\/humour\/er-jokes.html\">Some of Larry&#8217;s favorite er-jokes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8217;56 Packer<\/li>\n<li>7 layer cakeblower mechanism<\/li>\n<li>Baker Foundation<\/li>\n<li>Caesar<\/li>\n<li>Carver Mass.<\/li>\n<li>Cedar Junction<\/li>\n<li>Cooper tire and rubber<\/li>\n<li>Dan Risacher<\/li>\n<li>Dick Butkis: former Raider tight end<\/li>\n<li>Elevator Action (video game)<\/li>\n<li>Elixir<\/li>\n<li>Euler slope at the midpoint<\/li>\n<li>Exeter<\/li>\n<li>Exeter Mass.<\/li>\n<li>French and Taylor (textbook)<\/li>\n<li>Government Center<\/li>\n<li>Hunter-seeker-finder games in three-dimensions (real title of a chapter of Turtle Geometry by Hal Abelson)<\/li>\n<li>Innerspace (movie)<\/li>\n<li>Inspector Gadget<\/li>\n<li>Kris Pfister<\/li>\n<li>Mike Ditka: former Bear tight end<\/li>\n<li>Palmer Mass.<\/li>\n<li>Prizzi&#8217;s honor<\/li>\n<li>Raider tight end<\/li>\n<li>Refrigerator: former Bear defensive tight end (wow!)<\/li>\n<li>William Tucker<\/li>\n<li>actuator assembly<\/li>\n<li>amplfier response<\/li>\n<li>bitter almonds<\/li>\n<li>bitter end<\/li>\n<li>bittersweet chocolate<\/li>\n<li>bouncer up the hole<\/li>\n<li>butcher, baker, candlestick-maker<\/li>\n<li>can opener<\/li>\n<li>cedar drawers<\/li>\n<li>consumer awareness<\/li>\n<li>consumer goods<\/li>\n<li>consumer products<\/li>\n<li>copperhead<\/li>\n<li>cursor blinking period<\/li>\n<li>cursor movement<\/li>\n<li>dewar full of liquid<\/li>\n<li>distributor for replacement parts<\/li>\n<li>elevator shaft<\/li>\n<li>elixir<\/li>\n<li>evildoer<\/li>\n<li>explore outer space<\/li>\n<li>feeder pipe<\/li>\n<li>fiddler crabs<\/li>\n<li>fiddler on the roof<\/li>\n<li>filler items<\/li>\n<li>former tight end<\/li>\n<li>gladiator<\/li>\n<li>hunter sauce<\/li>\n<li>impeller inlet<\/li>\n<li>inflator figure<\/li>\n<li>inner back bay<\/li>\n<li>inner ear<\/li>\n<li>inner harbor<\/li>\n<li>inner sanctum<\/li>\n<li>inner tube<\/li>\n<li>inner workings<\/li>\n<li>interim<\/li>\n<li>liquor and wine<\/li>\n<li>liquor box<\/li>\n<li>liquor bust (WWN headline)<\/li>\n<li>liquor filled bon-bons<\/li>\n<li>liquor in the front, poker in the rear<\/li>\n<li>liquor lovers<\/li>\n<li>liquor-flavored maraschino cherries<\/li>\n<li>lubricator system<\/li>\n<li>non-dairy creamer<\/li>\n<li>open forum<\/li>\n<li>oven-stuffer roaster<\/li>\n<li>poker face<\/li>\n<li>poker lovers<\/li>\n<li>polar bear<\/li>\n<li>polar coordinates<\/li>\n<li>pumpernickel muffin<\/li>\n<li>reaper with a scythe<\/li>\n<li>resonator cavities<\/li>\n<li>rubber chicken<\/li>\n<li>rubber dinghy<\/li>\n<li>rubbermaid<\/li>\n<li>scout&#8217;s honor<\/li>\n<li>seeker head<\/li>\n<li>status rectum (medical term)<\/li>\n<li>stretcher<\/li>\n<li>succumb to damage<\/li>\n<li>succumb to fatigue<\/li>\n<li>succumb to injury<\/li>\n<li>sucker cups<\/li>\n<li>sucker for punishment<\/li>\n<li>sucker punch<\/li>\n<li>tailor-made<\/li>\n<li>taper down<\/li>\n<li>the official dictum<\/li>\n<li>tire and rubber<\/li>\n<li>tire sealer and inflator<\/li>\n<li>upper back bay<\/li>\n<li>uppercut<\/li>\n<li>user interface<\/li>\n<li>vacuum cleaner parts<\/li>\n<li>ventilator shaft<\/li>\n<li>visitor center<\/li>\n<li>whippersnapper<\/li>\n<li>whopper with cheese<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<address><a href=\"http:\/\/web.mit.edu\/41w\/www\/old\/1999\/41West.html\">41West<\/a> | East Campus | \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/web.mit.edu\/41w\/www\/old\/1999\/Larry.html\">Larry@mit.edu<\/a><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, they&#8217;re rude. But they&#8217;re funny. They are. I&#8217;ve loved this list for years. I remember when Luke Sullivan started quoting them at me with funny faces. I laughed and laughed! Though, truth be told, I was and am jealous that he has such an awesome memory&#8230; he could quote most (all?) of this list [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3321,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3317\/revisions\/3321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}