{"id":3194,"date":"2009-11-13T11:42:41","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T18:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=3194"},"modified":"2010-01-20T21:58:48","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T05:58:48","slug":"a-bear-with-a-machine-gun-riding-a-shark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/13\/a-bear-with-a-machine-gun-riding-a-shark\/","title":{"rendered":"A bear with a machine gun riding a shark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bear-riding-shark.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3195\" title=\"bear-riding-shark\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bear-riding-shark-270x300.jpg\" alt=\"bear-riding-shark\" width=\"270\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bear-riding-shark-270x300.jpg 270w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bear-riding-shark-180x200.jpg 180w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bear-riding-shark-924x1024.jpg 924w, https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bear-riding-shark.jpg 948w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>from teh internets<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If your nose starts bleeding, it&#8217;s because this picture just kicked you in the face.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(if you know the source of this image, please comment! I found this on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.motivatedphotos.com\/?id=50496\">motivatedphotos.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Keywords: kickassery, tommy gun, cigar, bear, shark<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from teh internets &#8220;If your nose starts bleeding, it&#8217;s because this picture just kicked you in the face.&#8221; (if you know the source of this image, please comment! I found this on motivatedphotos.com) Keywords: kickassery, tommy gun, cigar, bear, shark<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-distractions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3340,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions\/3340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}