{"id":2662,"date":"2009-03-23T12:10:27","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T19:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=2662"},"modified":"2009-03-24T21:47:36","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T04:47:36","slug":"muni-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2009\/03\/23\/muni-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Muni Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an absolutely true story. This happened to me in February.<\/p>\n<p>With a $20 bill clutched in my hand, I tried to enter the Muni station at Embarcadero. My money was no good.<\/p>\n<p>I asked the station agent behind the glass how I could catch a train. She told me to drop $1.50 in coins into the turnstile. I thought for a moment, searching my mind&#8217;s wallet. I dug through my leather wallet and pulled out a crisp ATM yuppie food stamp. A sullen expression fell across her face. She was obviously troubled by her predicament. And I could tell she knew it wouldn&#8217;t end well.<\/p>\n<p>She shook her head &#8220;No&#8221;, pointed and told me through the glass, &#8220;Go over there and press &#8216;H&#8217; and you can change for a ONE dollar bill.&#8221; Go where? H? But I don&#8217;t have a&#8230; her eyes pierced me with sadness. She felt my pain. She knew.<\/p>\n<p>We broke eye contact and I turned to face my task.<\/p>\n<p>Ok let me just cut to the chase here. Muni has no way to make change. The BART machines she was pointing me to don&#8217;t let me make change for a $20 without me buying a BART ticket. So I ended up having to buy a $3.00 BART ticket to get change for the other machine, which could give me quarters for change.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s dumb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an absolutely true story. This happened to me in February. With a $20 bill clutched in my hand, I tried to enter the Muni station at Embarcadero. My money was no good. I asked the station agent behind the glass how I could catch a train. She told me to drop $1.50 in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2695,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions\/2695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}