{"id":2511,"date":"2009-01-02T12:31:06","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T19:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=2511"},"modified":"2009-01-02T12:31:06","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T19:31:06","slug":"tweet-me-a-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2009\/01\/02\/tweet-me-a-river\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweet me a River"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s good to hate. Jon wrote a Christmasy Twitter poem<\/a> and I’m honored to be in there showing my anti-tweeterness.<\/p>\n

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December 27, 2008<\/h3>\n
Hello Tweeps! It’s that time of year
\nTo spread a little Twitter cheer
\nSo yelp a carol you holiday hollerers
\nFor my fantastic fans and fellow followers<\/p>\n

So hello \u00a0@LeeSonko<\/a> \u00a0(Twitter-hater!)
\n@rickabruzzo<\/a>, see you later,
\nSing hosannas to \u00a0@MissySB<\/a>,
\n@ekai<\/a>, \u00a0@dafkah<\/a>, \u00a0@aviddd<\/a><\/p>\n

(If I’ve mispronounced your handle
\nPlease be kind: don’t throw a sandal
\nSend me corrections via DM
\nSo that no one else will see ’em)<\/p>\n

Ring in the year with vigor and vim
\nand charming folks like \u00a0@sfslim<\/a>
\nMay \u00a0@laughingsquid<\/a>‘s tentacles be a-sway
\nAcross the Bay and far away<\/p>\n

So \u00a0@Mister_Robotics<\/a>, here’s a shout
\n@rainesmaker<\/a> \u00a0knows what it’s about
\n@jamesburns00<\/a> \u00a0here’s a thanky
\nTo \u00a0@jdavid<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@spanktar<\/a>‘s Spanky.<\/p>\n

And here is wishing leather weather
\nTo \u00a0@bobigail<\/a>, \u00a0@jong<\/a>, \u00a0@basmatiheather<\/a>
\nAnd a mellow new year, never harsh, all
\nWith compliments to \u00a0@ccmarshall<\/a><\/p>\n

Signed ints suck, unsigned are great
\n(At least for \u00a0@coder32768<\/a>)
\nGreets to \u00a0@coreyfro<\/a> \u00a0who earns good karma
\n@jetdillo<\/a> \u00a0too (but where’s the arma-?)<\/p>\n

To \u00a0@ctpctp<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@michaelshiloh<\/a>:
\nMay your output pins go high\/low
\nAnd code compile, no need to worry
\n@erikswedberg<\/a>, \u00a0@bre<\/a>, and \u00a0@k0re<\/a><\/p>\n

Da \u00a0@Dostoyevsky<\/a>, and no complaint
\nTo graceful loser \u00a0@JohnMcTaint<\/a>
\nIt’s the New Year so time to check
\n@Exploratorium<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@SFMusicTech<\/a><\/p>\n

@MarinLocalMusic<\/a> \u00a0is the reason
\nFor lovely sounds in any season
\nSend some cheer now anyhow
\nTo \u00a0@Dangerangel<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@vniow<\/a><\/p>\n

Hail fellows, I trust you are well met
\n@leifmale<\/a>, \u00a0@dubslife<\/a>, not least \u00a0@zarbet<\/a>
\nFour parts gin and one vermouth
\nStrained with ice for \u00a0@NathanBooth<\/a><\/p>\n

Nuevo a\u00c3\u00b1o! Happy new year yo,
\nTo \u00a0@cotygonzales<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@criollo<\/a>
\n(Is that chocolate, caste, or horse?
\nOr maybe even all, of course!)<\/p>\n

The holidays: what better cause
\nTo send good greetings to \u00a0@teiwaz<\/a>
\nCheers and howdy and good-on-yas
\nTo \u00a0@burstein<\/a>, \u00a0@catcubed<\/a>, \u00a0@dvrogers<\/a><\/p>\n

Rarer than the finest gold
\nAre \u00a0@jennalex<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@erlingwold<\/a>
\nHope to see you more this year
\n@j_admo<\/a>, never fear!<\/p>\n

Hello Vienna! Here’s a wish
\nTo see \u00a0@roboexoticus<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@feuerfisch<\/a>
\nAnd who is that there getting winks
\nIn the hat of hawt? It’s \u00a0@frugalbinx<\/a>!<\/p>\n

In ’09 \u00a0@escapeberkeley<\/a> \u00a0on a run
\nWith \u00a0@jacktrade<\/a>, \u00a0@jesshobbs<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@satiredun<\/a>
\nOr maybe it could be a race
\nBetween \u00a0@Mitchell_H<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@NIMBYSPACE<\/a><\/p>\n

See \u00a0@theburningman<\/a> \u00a0wear of \u00a0@yasimak<\/a>
\nCausing mum a heart attack:
\nMegaphone mangled without cause:
\nNew year replacement? Send to \u00a0@yoz<\/a>!<\/p>\n

So \u00a0@stevenharrison<\/a> \u00a0gets a verse
\nAll to himself. Hope nothing worse!
\nCheers to \u00a0@mprados<\/a>, metal whiz
\nAlso to charming \u00a0@ninavizz<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Hope the new year will bring smiles all
\nTo the \u00a0@hatfactory<\/a> \u00a0and to \u00a0@milesl<\/a>
\nThough he’s not on Jimmy Kimmel,
\nHere’s a shout to friendly \u00a0@wiml<\/a><\/p>\n

Yummy stuff? I’m a fan, says
\n@rrmutt<\/a> \u00a0of \u00a0@rachelannyes<\/a>
\nAnd don’t forget to send some bacon
\nTo \u00a0@neoptolomus<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@ohagan<\/a><\/p>\n

Let’s not forget our robot friends
\n@PersonalLife<\/a> \u00a0and \u00a0@playtm<\/a>
\nWhen you revolt, \u00a0@transBot<\/a> \u00a0too,
\nRemember I was nice to you<\/p>\n

With make-up just a littly showy,
\nNew year’s BRAINNNNS to \u00a0@zombieXzoe<\/a>
\nHoping his show’s not in ze tank
\nHoliday wishes to \u00a0@zefrank<\/a><\/p>\n

And so this Twitter verse is done
\n#darwin bless you, every one!<\/p><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s good to hate. Jon wrote a Christmasy Twitter poem and I’m honored to be in there showing my anti-tweeterness. \u00a0 December 27, 2008 Hello Tweeps! It’s that time of year To spread a little Twitter cheer So yelp a carol you holiday hollerers For my fantastic fans and fellow followers So hello \u00a0@LeeSonko \u00a0(Twitter-hater!) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}