{"id":2222,"date":"2008-08-12T18:45:34","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T02:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2013-02-15T19:37:40","modified_gmt":"2013-02-16T03:37:40","slug":"the-most-exciting-baby-shower-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/12\/the-most-exciting-baby-shower-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Exciting Baby Shower This Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Make sure to read the bottom part too!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hallie&#8217;s Baby Shower<\/strong><br \/>\nCelebrant: Hallie McConlogue<br \/>\nBaby: Pumpkin unit 1<br \/>\nEvent Date: 2008-08-16Trailer Trash \/punk\/hippy themed baby shower at the encounter Studio. Come as you are or in theme.<\/p>\n<p>Time:2pm &#8211; 6pm<br \/>\nWhere:The Encounter Studio<br \/>\n555 De Haro St Suite 120<br \/>\nSan Francisco, CA 94107<\/p>\n<p>Look for the 2 stone griffins around the ivy hidden outter door in the back of the parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>Call hallie for directions if you need em:<\/p>\n<p>408 956-xxxx<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"column_head\" width=\"25%\" valign=\"top\">Item<\/td>\n<td class=\"column_head\" width=\"45%\" valign=\"top\">Description<\/td>\n<td class=\"column_head\" valign=\"top\">Wants<\/td>\n<td class=\"column_head\" valign=\"top\">Has<\/td>\n<td class=\"column_head\" valign=\"top\">Needs<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"> \u00a0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">An evening of babysitting.<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">We can take as many of these as people want to give &#8230; warning we will hold you to it and Train folks as necessary. \u00a0 So add a couple of hours for learning if you have no baby experience. \u00a0 YOU ROCK! by the way&#8230; :D<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">100<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">100<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=16384&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">An afternoon play date with baby so mom\/dad can take a nap.<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">I&#8217;d love to hang out as much as possible with other parents. \u00a0 I love social situations! \u00a0 I love to learn from others!<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">20<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">20<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=16386&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">A second-hand playpen<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">Extra points if it folds up small! I want baby to crawl around free as possible but not stumble into the wood shop or the power tools.<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=16387&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">Pink Tool belt<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">For holding baby tools with style (binkies, bottles and rattles Corey wants one too!) \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a link:<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/pinktoolbelts.com\/category\/51\/Pink-Tool-Belt.html<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">2<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">2<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17411&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">A savings bond or a contribution toward a 529 college plan.<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">No amount is too small! \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>2$- whatever<\/p>\n<p>This would be my favorite gift!<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">200<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">200<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=16388&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">baby pink tool belt<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">for our little pumpkin to wear and be like mommy and daddy. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/pinktoolbelts.com\/category\/15\/Mini-Pink-Tool-Belt.html<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17412&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">bored baby cure<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">http:\/\/babies-kids.pricegrabber.com\/baby-feeding-accessories-bibnipples\/m\/9629253\/<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17413&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">4 hours Help building the baby loft<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">Mostly we need unskilled labor that can take wierd direction and not freak out about Hallie&#8217;s weird labor consuming ideas about how to sound proof stuff and decorate.<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">5<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">5<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=16390&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">black moby wraps<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">http:\/\/www.mobywrap.com\/c-15-moby-wrap.aspx#<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">2<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">2<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17414&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">goth, robot, punk or hippy onesies<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">size 3-6 months<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">5<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">5<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17415&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">baby sling<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">Baby Sling : http:\/\/www.newdream.org\/marketplace\/kates_caring.html<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=16392&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">goth, punk robot or hippy onesies<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">Size 3-9 months<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">7<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">7<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17416&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">Punk, Robot, Goth, Hippy Onesies<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">size 0-3 months<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">4<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">4<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17417&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">help building a rocking sleeping feeding chair<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">This would be something I can sleep in comfortably while I&#8217;m feeding pumpkin. \u00a0 That means I want to build it custom for my neck problem. \u00a0 And add a motor to keep it going. \u00a0 It will be half rocking chair half hammock&#8230; with a motor and a perfect place for pumpkin at the boob.<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">1<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17418&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">swadling blankets<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">The custom easy wrap kind \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anything not pastel or taupe<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">2<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">0<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">2<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternativegiftregistry.org\/give_gift.php?uid=17419&amp;registry_uid=1839\">Give Gift<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>And from Corey&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There there I was, waxing up the wife, like a surfboard, with gallons of vitamin  E oil, making her belly shine like a pink bowling ball. \u00a0 Every once in a while,  our baby would kick. \u00a0 It felt like he was rubbing back (more likely, he was  fighting for space because I was caving in his roof, but I digress.) \u00a0 The more I  rubbed, the more I started to recognize shapes. \u00a0 We know where the head is, it&#8217;s  the BIG round thingy&#8230; but I swear, this long thing, just below and to the left  of Hallie&#8217;s belly button, felt like an arm. \u00a0 And over where Hallie&#8217;s belly was  churning like a pot of pasta, over near Hallie&#8217;s right kidney, that must be his  feet! \u00a0 And with vision granted by the tears in my eyes, I caught my first  glimpse of my baby. \u00a0 There he was, all curled up in the fetal position (imagine  that!) as clear as day!<\/p>\n<p>And this salt crusted face that was already  beaming is now lit with a florescent glow I write you this invite.<\/p>\n<p>Hey  all, it&#8217;s me, Mr. Last minute. \u00a0 Sorry for the lag, but I&#8217;ve always been a busy  bee, and now I&#8217;m a busy bee for three.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re having a baby! \u00a0 As you all  know. \u00a0 So we&#8217;re having a baby shower, and it&#8217;s next weekend, and yer all  invited. \u00a0 And we have a registry! \u00a0 And it&#8217;s, as always, optional, since, as  usual, its too late to get anything in time.<\/p>\n<p>But come, if you  can.<\/p>\n<p>The theme is &#8220;Robo-Trash&#8221;&#8230; Think white trash&#8230;think  engineers&#8230;think Burningman during construction of AWESOME kinetic art (that  can kill you) under the hot desert sun! Think Robogames with less nuts and bolts  and more duct tape.. (key work, MORE!)<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, all you robots nerds,  wanna help me build my new <a title=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YHfoZWLhbuQ\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YHfoZWLhbuQ\" target=\"_blank\">Push Powered  Robo Stroller<\/a>? :-D \u00a0 And you expecting or unexpecting (those who are no  longer expecting?) robot nerds, if you help me build mine, I&#8217;ll help you build  YOOOOOOOOOOURS! \u00a0 (PS, there&#8217;s more of you than you think, we should start a  club!)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"T-Roller\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YHfoZWLhbuQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>local version: <div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-2222-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/video\/T-Roller%208-12-08.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/video\/T-Roller%208-12-08.mp4\">http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/video\/T-Roller%208-12-08.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div><\/p>\n<p>Ciiiiiiiiiiao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make sure to read the bottom part too! 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