{"id":219,"date":"2005-07-27T14:11:17","date_gmt":"2005-07-27T21:11:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/archives\/2005\/07\/27\/the-only-two-certainties-in-the-world\/"},"modified":"2005-07-27T14:11:17","modified_gmt":"2005-07-27T21:11:17","slug":"the-only-two-certainties-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/27\/the-only-two-certainties-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The only two certainties in the world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/brain\/whereisit.cgi?t=zinja\">Thinkgeek <\/a>emailed ad. And it&#8217;s true&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;There are only two certainties in this world: ninjas are totally sweet, and zombies are out to get you&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a Thinkgeek emailed ad. And it&#8217;s true&#8230; &#8230;There are only two certainties in this world: ninjas are totally sweet, and zombies are out to get you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-sources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}