{"id":2016,"date":"2008-05-27T09:31:42","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T17:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=2016"},"modified":"2015-06-18T00:02:47","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T07:02:47","slug":"motivational-posters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2008\/05\/27\/motivational-posters\/","title":{"rendered":"Motivational Posters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some Motivational Posters for you.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, they are all incredibly offensive.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nEnvy: When you can&#8217;t have one, pissing people off who do is the next best thing.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nInspiration: Sometimes you just have to seize the moment.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nStereotypes: They&#8217;re based on reality<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nBirth Control: Because if you aren&#8217;t careful, one of these could be yours.<br \/>\nWay way more follow&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/6.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nThey see me rollin: They hatin, patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/7.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nFail: That&#8217;s why you always get picked last, fatty.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/8.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nTeamwork: Share victory. Share defeat.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/9.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nSurvival: When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you&#8217;re doing.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/10.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nIndividuality: Because the rest of the world can just kiss your ass.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/11.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nHitler: He&#8217;s alive, bitches!<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/12.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nManwich: Shut the fuck up and eat.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/13.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nEpic Failure: And that shit is permanent.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/14.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nCybersex: Yep, this is &#8217;18yohottiegirl&#8217; you just masturbated with.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/15.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nDamn: They got smart.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/16.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nUnique: Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/17.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nBlasphemy: A ticket to Hell has never been funnier.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/18.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nOverconfidence: This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/19.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nTrue Happiness: It&#8217;s easier to find for fat people.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/20.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nChances: Don&#8217;t be a pussy. This guy seems legit.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/21.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nEpic Fail: Seriously, how the fuck did you manage that?<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/22.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nFree Online Porn: Corrupts everyone. Even thoose that have no idea what they&#8217;re looking at.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/23.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nCowbell: You need more of it.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/24.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nHomeboys: Fag In, Fag Out.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/25.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nBlending In: You just can&#8217;t do it.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/26.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nCoolness: You may be cool&#8230; but you&#8217;ll never be 4 popped-collars cool.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/27.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nCreativity: If life give you no money for hats, you make a fro-hat.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/28.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nVoyeurism: You failed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/29.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nFlying Sharks: That&#8217;s it, we&#8217;re fucked.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/30.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nFlying Tanks: Fuck your flying sharks.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/31.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nFlying Kittens: Fuck your flying tanks.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/32.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nFlying Dogs: Fuck your flying kittens, tanks and sharks.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/33.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nThis: Will not end well.<\/p>\n<p> \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/34.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nAbandoned Clown Train: It&#8217;s freaky as shit.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/35.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nDomestic Violence: Because sometimes, you have to tell her more than once.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/36.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nWharrgarbl:Wharrgarbl.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/37.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nRelax: It&#8217;s just my armpit.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/38.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nEnvy: it wears a coat and hangs out in hallways.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/39.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nRock Bottom: You&#8217;ll Know It When You Get There.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some Motivational Posters for you. Yes, they are all incredibly offensive. Envy: When you can&#8217;t have one, pissing people off who do is the next best thing. . Inspiration: Sometimes you just have to seize the moment. . Stereotypes: They&#8217;re based on reality . Birth Control: Because if you aren&#8217;t careful, one of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-distractions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}