{"id":1271,"date":"2007-04-29T09:05:37","date_gmt":"2007-04-29T17:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/archives\/2007\/04\/29\/a-conversation-overheard-on-the-internet-with-my-ex-housemate-scott\/"},"modified":"2007-04-29T09:05:37","modified_gmt":"2007-04-29T17:05:37","slug":"a-conversation-overheard-on-the-internet-with-my-ex-housemate-scott","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/29\/a-conversation-overheard-on-the-internet-with-my-ex-housemate-scott\/","title":{"rendered":"A conversation overheard on the internet with my ex-housemate Scott"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(darn it, I missed a party at my ex-housemate Scott&#8217;s house last night. I get tooo much email to sort through it all&#8230; [frowny face])<\/p>\n<p>This was part of the party invite and it sounds right-on. That creepy old shack is&#8230;. creepy!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Scott, what&#8217;s in that dilapidated wooden shed in the back of our elaborately landscaped but forebodingly overgrown backyard?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, ha, that! I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s in there, how about we check it out together and I&#8217;ll show you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are these.. tiny skulls?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Looks like, looks like, yeah, I&#8217;m not sure what kind of animal would make a skull like that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;These look like ISO-standard necromancer candles, and I think someone&#8217;s gotten some use out of them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, I guess those have probably been chilling out here for a while.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And what&#8217;s in these jars? It&#8217;s sort of chunky? Was someone doing some canning?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh ha ha, hard to say, hard to say.. it does look organic, in fact!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(darn it, I missed a party at my ex-housemate Scott&#8217;s house last night. I get tooo much email to sort through it all&#8230; [frowny face]) This was part of the party invite and it sounds right-on. That creepy old shack is&#8230;. creepy! &#8220;Scott, what&#8217;s in that dilapidated wooden shed in the back of our elaborately [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}