{"id":1086,"date":"2006-11-17T14:20:13","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T21:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/?p=1086"},"modified":"2006-11-17T14:24:27","modified_gmt":"2006-11-17T21:24:27","slug":"nert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2006\/11\/17\/nert\/","title":{"rendered":"NERT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Charlotte and I completed our training as Neighborhood Emergency Response Team members!<\/p>\n<p>This is one vital step in our multifaceted strategy to take over the world!<\/p>\n<p>We have been studying disaster preparedness, fire safety, light search and rescue, triage, basic disaster medicine with the SF Fire Department. We even got to put out a real fire and make a mess in the parking lot with a 3A 40BC extinguisher (the kind of extinguisher that YOU should have in your home, car and workplace&#8230; you have one in each, right? If not, we\u2019ll sell you one, at a very reasonable price&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p>We got certificates. We\u2019re <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgov.org\/site\/sfnert_index.asp\">NERTs<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>We got gloves and super duper ity bity flashlights (I almost blinded Charlotte, oops. But the veins in our hands look really cool) submersible to 500ft and guaranteed against&#8230; let me read the manual, \u201cPelican Unconditional Lifetime Guarr&#8230; blah blah blah&#8230; defects in workmanship&#8230; blah blah blah&#8230;. THE ABOVE GUARANTEE DOES NOT COVER SHARKBITE, BEAR ATTACK OR CHILDREN UNDER 5.\u201d  Ha!<\/p>\n<p>We were instructed never to walk into a building and shout \u201cNERTS! We\u2019re here to help!\u201d People would just look at us funny. We\u2019re supposed to say \u201cRescue Team!\u201d Already our self esteem is being tested by the industrial firefighting complex. ;-)<\/p>\n<p>This is an important part of our disaster preparedness business. Which, in all honesty, is looking pretty tenable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Charlotte and I completed our training as Neighborhood Emergency Response Team members! This is one vital step in our multifaceted strategy to take over the world! We have been studying disaster preparedness, fire safety, light search and rescue, triage, basic disaster medicine with the SF Fire Department. We even got to put out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-notable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}