{"id":1052,"date":"2006-08-22T23:50:54","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T06:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/22\/nasal-haiku\/"},"modified":"2006-09-10T13:26:33","modified_gmt":"2006-09-10T20:26:33","slug":"nasal-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2006\/08\/22\/nasal-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Nasal Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nasal Haiku is<br \/>\nSomething for you. Sniff Snuffle<br \/>\nSniff. Achoo. Bless you.<\/p>\n<p>and limericks would be simply wonderful!<\/p>\n<p>A man had a nose sublime,<br \/>\nHis girlfriend found it so fine,<br \/>\nWhen he lost his tissues and she had no issues<br \/>\nTo pick it all the time!<\/p>\n<p>There once was a man with a nose<br \/>\nThe length of a garden hose<br \/>\nHe whipped it about,<br \/>\nWhen the ladies were out<br \/>\nAnd they kissed it where ever they chose.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Carlotta wrote these for me!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nasal Haiku is Something for you. Sniff Snuffle Sniff. Achoo. Bless you. and limericks would be simply wonderful! A man had a nose sublime, His girlfriend found it so fine, When he lost his tissues and she had no issues To pick it all the time! There once was a man with a nose The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}