{"id":1013,"date":"2006-06-18T23:10:27","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T06:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lee.org\/blog\/archives\/2006\/06\/18\/facts-about-jack-bauer\/"},"modified":"2006-06-18T23:12:09","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T06:12:09","slug":"facts-about-jack-bauer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/18\/facts-about-jack-bauer\/","title":{"rendered":"Facts about Jack Bauer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This list of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notrly.com\/jackbauer\/index.php?tophundred\">facts about Jack Bauer<\/a> is terrific. There&#8217;s hundreds of &#8217;em&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If everyone on &#8220;24&#8221; followed Jack Bauer&#8217;s instructions, it would be called &#8220;12&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>If Jack Bauer&#8217;s gun jams, it&#8217;s because he wanted to beat you with it.<\/p>\n<p>The truth may hurt, but it doesn&#8217;t hurt as much as Jack Bauer.<\/p>\n<p>Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland.  Jack Bauer gets played by no man.<\/p>\n<p>When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, &#8220;Previously, on 24&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.<\/p>\n<p>Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.<\/p>\n<p>Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This list of facts about Jack Bauer is terrific. There&#8217;s hundreds of &#8217;em&#8230; If everyone on &#8220;24&#8221; followed Jack Bauer&#8217;s instructions, it would be called &#8220;12&#8221;. If Jack Bauer&#8217;s gun jams, it&#8217;s because he wanted to beat you with it. The truth may hurt, but it doesn&#8217;t hurt as much as Jack Bauer. Upon hearing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-sources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lee.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}