You Might Be A N.E.R.O Geek If...
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This is the second page of NERO Geeking to make it easier to read. Any new submissions will be posted on this page. If you sent in a submission and do not see it on this page or the other one, please email me and let me know. I lost a bunch of emails when I put them all on a disk and then lost the disk. Sorry for the inconvinience! Happy Geeking!

  • You spend more time making a cool looking weapon than you did on your research paper.
  • You have a list of probably every possible shield pattern using max dimensions.
  • A casual disagreement with your friend ends up with yeah well I am gonna kill your character next event.
  • You take a lower paying job at a home improvement and or fabric store because you know the money you save with the discount will more than make up for it.
  • You have a better selection of duct tape colors than your little sibling does in paints.
  • You can repair nearly any weapon in under a minute.
  • You constantly think of what the final deciding factors are between whether an undead is greater undead or not.
  • You sleep with your arms crossed and a packet in hand so you can desecrate the second something pops its ugly little head in.(not that I would use necromancy :-)).
  • You spend time thinking up this stuff.
    Contributed by John Post
  • Your toddler puts a nice gash in his forehead while running with keys and you (with help from fellow geeks) start coming up with NERO War Stories for him to tell about the scar later in life.
  • At 19 months, said toddler can already use a NERO weapon and is learning the difference between "NERO Safe" and "Non-NERO Safe."
    Contributed by L.M.Milby

  • You start up a table top game just so you and the rest of the plot committee can come up with new ideas for plot.
  • If you are in the military and have used up all of you leave days to go to events.
  • You have used up all your leave days and have to resort to paying people to take duty days for you so you can go to events.
    Contributed by Ethan Bever

  • You are rear-ended on the way to an event and take the unexpected extra time while filling out police reports to get into costume and full war paint to make up for some of the lost time. (Remember I'm a half orc. The cop had a real scare when he turned around and all of a sudden I was green!)
  • You are so execited about your first Tyrangle Event that as you are leaving forget to check the calendar to see what day it is and what day the event ACTUALLY starts, and consiquentily arrive a day early with no one there to great you, so in full make-up you just turn around go home and come back the next day!
    Contributed by Scott Casteel