You Might Be A N.E.R.O Geek If...
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This is the second page of NERO Geeking to make it easier to read.
Any new submissions will be posted on this page. If you sent in a submission and
do not see it on this page or the other one, please email me and let me know. I lost a bunch of
emails when I put them all on a disk and then lost the disk. Sorry for the
inconvinience! Happy Geeking!
You spend more time making a cool looking weapon than you did on your
research paper.
You have a list of probably every possible shield pattern using max
dimensions.
A casual disagreement with your friend ends up with yeah well I am gonna
kill your character next event.
You take a lower paying job at a home improvement and or fabric store
because you know the money you save with the discount will more than make up for
it.
You have a better selection of duct tape colors than your little sibling
does in paints.
You can repair nearly any weapon in under a minute.
You constantly think of what the final deciding factors are between whether
an undead is greater undead or not.
You sleep with your arms crossed and a packet in hand so you can desecrate
the second something pops its ugly little head in.(not that I would use
necromancy :-)).
You spend time thinking up this stuff.
Contributed by
John Post
Your toddler puts a nice gash in his forehead while running with keys and
you (with help from fellow geeks) start coming up with NERO War Stories for him
to tell about the scar later in life.
At 19 months, said toddler can already use a NERO weapon and is learning the
difference between "NERO Safe" and "Non-NERO Safe."
Contributed by L.M.Milby
You start up a table top game just so you and the rest of the plot committee
can come up with new ideas for plot.
If you are in the military and have used up all of you leave days to go to
events.
You have used up all your leave days and have to resort to paying people to
take duty days for you so you can go to events.
Contributed
by Ethan Bever
You are rear-ended on the way to an event and take the unexpected extra time
while filling out police reports to get into costume and full war paint to make
up for some of the lost time. (Remember I'm a half orc. The cop had a real scare
when he turned around and all of a sudden I was green!)
You are so execited about your first Tyrangle Event that as you are leaving
forget to check the calendar to see what day it is and what day the event
ACTUALLY starts, and consiquentily arrive a day early with no one there to great
you, so in full make-up you just turn around go home and come back the next
day!
Contributed by Scott Casteel