- Get a magic eraser pad, any brand will do
- Get the pad wet
- Rub gently back and forth, up and down on the windshield. Rub gently, it’s an abrasive!
- Clean the windshield with your favorite glass cleaner
- Triumph in joy!
The coldest winter I ever spent
If you use Cricket Wireless, you may have found, like me, that Cricket Visual Voicemail sucks. Here’s how to change to using Google Voice voicemail.
Step 1: Get free a Google Voice account with a new phone number
Step 2: Set up conditional call forwarding like so:
**004*[your google voice number]#
Step 3: Have someone call you and the call should be answered by your google voice. Rejoice in the non-suckyness!
You can disable this forwarding with #004#
You can read more about conditional call forwarding for GSM phones here
Why do I say the Cricket Visual Voicemail Android app sucks?
What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender says, “for you? no charge.”
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One stops, looks in his pockets and says, “Wait, I think I lost an electron!” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first says, “Yes! I’m positive!”
A helium atom walks into a bar and the bartender says ” we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Did you hear about the uranium atoms that went to the anti war rally. They got bored and split.
Two uranium atoms are at an anti-war rally. From the other side of the way an atom throws a proton and hits one of them right in the head. The other says, “Don’t let his negativity effect you!”
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff
[Ba dum bum, tssss!]
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT’S POINTLESS!
What do vegan zombies love more than anything in the whole world?
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
what do you do with epileptic lettuce?
You make a seizure salad!
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says
‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
A man didn’t like his haircut, but it started to grow on him.
Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: “I’ll take a beer, and one for the road.”
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggy!
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
Because its a little meteor!
Please help me. I sleep on my side. Most nights my hip sinks into my bed, pulling my back out of wack and giving me a backache. Nearly every bed I’ve had in my life has started to sag in the hip area after a few months. Do you know of a bed that doesn’t have this problem? Please don’t write saying “I’ve never had a problem with xxx bed.” Most people haven’t had a problem with ANY bed. I’d like to hear “I had a problem with several beds but found THIS bed to be better…”
A partial lineup of the beds I’ve killed:
Can you help me get a pair of RC cars for Abigail and I? She took an interest in my RC plane but the learning curve is way too steep there for someone who’s never done RC!
I’m thinking we want:
I tried looking online for some good vehicles but finding real and legitimate buying advice was daunting. Sadly, I don’t really have a local hobby store. I’d be happy to buy used if I had any idea what I was getting!